1. we hold people me met two months ago to a higher standard with our emotions than we do somebody we’ve known for ten years.
2. chicks will sleep with a dude they aren’t interested in but will hold out on a guy they actually like.
3. guys will expect women to believe we instantly change…a solid 2 minutes after doing the very thing that caused a woman to not want to deal with them.
4. women will take men back 98 percent of the time.
5. men and women take advice from their single and unhappy friends…because they’re available to give advice instead of happily boning somebody.