Wednesday


Kissing her on her forehead feels endearing. It’s the sweetest thing to get one in the middle of the night. If you’re sleeping next to her, that is. =)

Ladies, just make him the damn sandwich. Lmao You know you want to take care of your man and keep him happy. MAKE HIM THE DAMN SANDWICH. Roll his blunts. Mix and pour his drank. Whatever he is into. FUCKING DO IT. Either watch the game with him or just leave him alone if you aren’t interested in sports like that, and really aren’t interested in finding out about them. Give him his “guy time” and make it as good of an experience it could be. And, fellas, FUCKING SAY THANK YOU AND SHOW YOU ACTUALLY APPRECIATE ALL SHE IS DOING TO KEEP YOU PLEASED.

Rubbing his/her tumtum or back when hes/she’s not feeling well and not just telling him/her to “shake it off/drink water/lay down” or something that just sounds insensitive. In my experience I learned both us, guys and gals, find it soothing to get their heads scratched or rubbed. So hop to.

Early morning texts. Just a simple “Good morning, baby/gorgeous/sweet thang”. Whatever you call him/her. Maybe add your own little cutesy message. Help start out his/her day with a smile. Little things really DO go a long way.

Okay, guys. Instead of telling her to “calm down” when she is upset listen to the actual reasons why she is upset, and calm her down gradually. If you use a softer tone, she will be likely to do the same. Whether it be a fight between you and her or her having a bad day, just listen and throw in your “two sense”. Even when you know she is wrong for being so upset, JUST LISTEN. And be the voice of reason. Especially if you two are fighting. I would recommend not raising your voice back, it just makes her even more pissed. Just try your best to calmly explain why you are also upset and why you thought it was wrong of her.

Don’t bring up old shit. Your past is the past for a reason. Bringing up ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends really is not the smartest thing to do. Jealousy is a bitch. This I fucking promise you. Because I hate every single one of Jonathan’s ex-girlfriends. I do not know them, I just know I do not like them. I just -twitches-. Need I say more?

Still letting her know you care about her. No matter what, a girl can get insecure about your feelings about her. If you don’t tell her too often that you love or care about her she starts to think otherwise. Then her mind wanders into bad thoughts. For example, you’re talking to other girls or just plain losing interest.

Always be up front with your significant other. Don’t hold back if you’re having problems with a certain way he/she is acting or whatever the matter may be. Address your problems early on and “squash it”. Oh and once the problem is “squashed” do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT use it as ammo during another argument, because chances are the other person will bring up old shit too.

Don’t play games. Like purposely missing their calls or taking your time to text back so that can “worry”. Once you start playing these little “attention grabber” games that is when your relationship starts to fall apart.

This may not come to a surprise, but ladies, dudes love their sex. You have to understand whatever you aren’t willing to do another woman is. I’m not saying get crazy with your sex game, you have to draw the lines at some crazy ass shit, but I see we’re still running into girls not wanting to give head. It’s 2009, I believe we all have evolved from that era of “I am never giving head. Even to my husband. I don’t know where his dick has been blahblahblah.“ If he doesn’t have any STDs, what’s the problem?! If you aren’t sure about him being clean, just try to make it a point that you want to get tested and what not. But I mean if you’re going raw with the dude (and I know most of us don’t like to admit it, BUT WE DO.) why can’t you just do it? You act like the dude doesn’t take a damn shower. I mean if you’re having deep psychological problems about it, please see a psychiatrist, because Mama Della just cannot help you. But unless you in fact HAVE psychological problems about it, get the fuck with it.I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again, whatever YOU aren’t willing to do another woman is. Simple as that. o.O

Okay three words, DON’T FUCKING CHEAT! If you’re in the mind state of wanting to cheat, OBVIOUSLY the dude/girl you are with just is not keeping you happy or satisfied. Stop being a coward and be single before you start fucking around with other people. And when you realize you are ready to settle down with someone of substance, then do it. But don’t put your significant other through that pain. You really don’t realize the damage cheating does. The insecurities that come with it and the guard that they put up. Oh my goodness. I could really preach on this all day. It’s just horrible.

Ladies just stop nagging. I believe I posted about this before. I’ll just touch on this lightly nagging will drive him crazy. It’s just ridiculous. You really DO NOT need to know where he is and who he is with ever second of the damn day. If you’re his girl, well conflabit, YOU’RE his girl. I’ll direct you to this post to read up on this subject more.

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